Okay, I tried. Really I did. What was supposed to be a fun family holiday craft has turned, well, out of control. As a child my aunt and cousins(my aunts kids) and therefor my cousins…see the sugar is screwing with me…would always make a gingerbread house. And when we went to visit, we could tear off a mint jelly candy or an M&M, a piece of gingerbread, and I was envious.

Well, not anymore. What a bloody mess. I would win the Ugliest Gingerbread House contest for sure. And as far as having any patience, well, screw that too! Thank my stars it was only $7 for this kit. Double thank my stars that I didn’t go through the effort of making everything from scratch. Which I believe my aunt did. I applaud her, standing!! Let’s have a fudgin ovation!!!!

So before I absolutely lose all of my christmas spirit, I am putting this gingerbread house to rest. And for heavens sake, we have licked and licked our way to this point. So much so, my boy has wierd things going on with his eyes….something like what I would think a charging bull might look like. Or the Grinch the day after Christmas in this economy. And Maddy’s voice is up an octave, no three octaves and Kaylee is double talking….

So we are washing our hands, literally and spiritually and physically of gingerbread house making! Get your last licks in kids! Greg, enjoy your tomten!!
December 7, 2008 at 12:24 am |
You are hilarious!! This will be us on Monday. That sugar can make a family totally wacko!!
December 7, 2008 at 9:39 am |
Har!! Omg, your poor house. The icing is so thin, that’s the problem. I make the hubs do the architecture stuff and then we (me and the kids) do the decorating. Oh this will be a great/funny holiday memory.
Mwah,
a.
December 11, 2008 at 7:00 pm |
i have had the exact same experience, right down to the soup can. other years it worked, do not ask me why!